Best whatsapp status collection.2017

                      Best whatsapp status collection.

• Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
• Never let your emotions overpower your intelligence
• Givers have to learn to set limits because takers don’t have any.
• Dream big and dare to fail.
• At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
• Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
• Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
• Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
• The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
• I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.
• People come and go…the best will stay.
• I Never dreamed about success I worked for it.
• Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
• Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
• People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
• You can do anything, but not everything.
• God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
• However good or bad a situation is, it will change
• I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)
• To be trusted, you must be honest.
• You only live once, so do everything twice.
• One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
• I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
• I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
• I am not lucky. I am blessed.
• Service is the rent we pay to live
• Every burden is a blessing for me.
• There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
• A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
• If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.
• Share your Intentions not your Identity.
• Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
• Dream more while you are awake.
• I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
• Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
• My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
• Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
• The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
• Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
• Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
• Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
• Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
• Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
• Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
• Silence is better than lies.
• Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
• I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
• You can do anything, but not everything.
• I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
• I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
• I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
• I am only good at hiding my feelings
• To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
• I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
• Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
• Aspire to inspire before you expire
• Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
• Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 
• The best is yet to come.
• Hold the vision. Trust the process.
• Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
• Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
• I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
• A wise man can always be found alone
• Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
• I was born intelligent but education ruined me
• Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
• I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
• I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
• I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
• I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
• I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
• I am only good at hiding my feelings
• I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
• I am responsible for my own happiness
• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
• It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
• I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
• Down to earth but still above you all.
• Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
• I like cars with edges and women with curves
• Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
• Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
• A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
• Be smarter than your smartphone
• I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
• I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
• You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
• Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
• THINK – It’s not illegal yet
• I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
• When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition 
• I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
• The best way to predict your future is to create it.
• Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
• Status Unavailable, please try and reload again.I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
• I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
• Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
• Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
• I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
• I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
• Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
• Ability to take failures makes you successful.
• I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
• Stop checking my status better you have your own.
• I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You
• Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You
• WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
• Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
• Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
• My parents are my world, and I go on world tour daily.
• Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”
• The problem is that you think you’ve time!
• If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.
• The most painful thing in world is being loved and then ditched.
• Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )
• I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.
• Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat
• Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.
• Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.
• Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect. 
• Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.
• I love my job when I am on vacations.
• The lottery is a myth.
• Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.
• You are never too old to chase your dreams.
• Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise
• Understanding is important than perfection.
• My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it
• I compete with myself
• Save Water, Drink V0dka!
• Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
• Failures are temporary, But success is Permanent
• Work Hard until you can count your money. ( Inspirational whatsapp status )
• Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!
• Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye, kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.
• I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
• Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
• For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
• Money won’t work until you work for money.
• Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
• Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
• I just want to die young as late as possible.
• If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!
• One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
• I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
• A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
• Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
• Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.
• I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.
• Better be alone than being lone in crowd.
• Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.
• Respect your work and it shall respect you.
• If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.
• My last seen was just to check your last seen
• I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone
• Chasing dreams really fast and furious.
• Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )
• I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.
• Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.
• I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.
• I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.
• I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.
• Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.
• Respect yourself and follow your heart.
• I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.
• Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.
• Help in need is favor indeed.
• Genius at Play > Your game OVER.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
• Sometimes you succeed other times you learn. ( inspirational whatsapp status )
• Passion is the genesis of genius.
• I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!
• Doing more of what makes me happy
• Read and Read and you shall sustain.
• The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.
• I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile.
• Work as much as you can, so that you won’t have anything to regret later.
• Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep
• Love is blind but eyes aren’t that is why I love you
• Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.
• No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.
• No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.
• Battery low, please disturb later.
• I don’t get angry I just have more energy.
• I always play to WIN. ( motivational whatsapp status )
• Analysis is key to success in this era.
• Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo
• Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai
• During last 5 minutes of examination I always get supernatural power  ( Funny Exam whatsapp status)
• My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger
• The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall. LOL
• A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
• Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.
• Last day of exam is always best day of the month.
• My liver needs some wash,do we have any free service center
• Dreams go hand in hand with hard work
• Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
• We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
• Study for interest not for making interest.
• Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.
• My personality is me and my attitude depends on you. ( Latest best status for whatsapp 2016 )
• Status chod DP dekh
• Being Entrepreneur never goes out of style.
• Love in air and pollution too.
• Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
• I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.
• An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
• Friends are the family you can choose.
• If your are good at it, never do it for free.
• Hey there whatsapp is using me.
• Life is better when I’m drunk.
• Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall,kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.
• Love your neighbor. But never get caught.
• I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?.
• If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
• No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
• Not always “Available”.Try your Luck and call me. (Valentines day whatsapp status collection)
• Dear time,can you have more weekend please!
• akleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
• Kush raho,khate raho,sote raho,machate raho.(Latest Whatsapp status in hindi 2016)
• Baghtoy ka ragani overtake kela ahe waghani(best marathi whatsapp status 2016)
• What you believe is your reality,what i believe is my reality.There is nothing as such reality in this world,what exists is only a perception.
• I speak my mind but i never mind what i speak.
• Learning to play guitar of my mind.
• Dil bada to tu bada.
• The name of game is how much confidence you have.
• Kaam he to naam he. (New hindi attitude cool whatsapp status)
• Either suffer the pain of discipline or regret.
• #engineers today #entrepreneur tomorrow #dream
• Put aside emotions and do what is needed in the world,That is success.
• It’s fun being me.
• For everything that i dream,but can’t achieve I must blame myself.
• Not watching the clock but doing what it does.# keep Moving.
• It always seems impossible unless its done.
• Love work and it shall love you back.
• Grow through what you go through.
• Nothing lasts forever, so use it at proper time.
• You can lead a horse to water, but can’t make him drink it.
• Bas maa ka pyar saccha hota he.
• People hate what they don’t understand.
• The game is circle of Routine, unless you escape you will keep moving the same orbit.