Best whatsapp status collection.
- Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
- Never let your emotions overpower your intelligence
- Givers have to learn to set limits because takers don’t have any.
- Dream big and dare to fail.
- At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
- Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
- Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
- Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
- The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.
- I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts.
- People come and go…the best will stay.
- I Never dreamed about success I worked for it.
- Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you…
- Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”
- People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
- You can do anything, but not everything.
- God made us Best Friends, Because he knew our Mom couldn’t handle us as Brothers.
- However good or bad a situation is, it will change
- I fell in love with you. Not for how you look, just for who you are. (Although you look pretty great too)
- To be trusted, you must be honest.
- You only live once, so do everything twice.
- One “BAD” meal won’t make you fat. Just like…. one “GOOD” meal won’t make you skinny.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.
- I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
- I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how it feels to have NOTHING
- I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
- I am not lucky. I am blessed.
- Service is the rent we pay to live
- Every burden is a blessing for me.
- There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.
- A man is great by Deeds, not by birth
- If you want to impress someone, put him on your Black list.
- Share your Intentions not your Identity.
- Smart. Fun. Funny. Fearless.
- Dream more while you are awake.
- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
- Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
- My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
- Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
- The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
- Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
- Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
- Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
- Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
- Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
- Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
- Silence is better than lies.
- Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
- I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
- You can do anything, but not everything.
- I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
- I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
- I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
- I am only good at hiding my feelings
- To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
- I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
- Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
- Aspire to inspire before you expire
- Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
- Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine.
- The best is yet to come.
- Hold the vision. Trust the process.
- Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
- Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it.
- I will win! Not immediately. But Definitely
- A wise man can always be found alone
- Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
- I was born intelligent but education ruined me
- Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
- I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
- I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
- I know I’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
- I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
- I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
- I am only good at hiding my feelings
- I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
- I am responsible for my own happiness
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
- I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
- Down to earth but still above you all.
- Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
- I like cars with edges and women with curves
- Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
- Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
- A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
- Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
- Be smarter than your smartphone
- I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
- I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
- You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
- Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
- THINK – It’s not illegal yet
- I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
- When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition
- I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
- The best way to predict your future is to create it.
- Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
- Status Unavailable, please try and reload again.I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
- I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
- Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
- Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
- I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
- I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
- Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
- Ability to take failures makes you successful.
- I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
- Stop checking my status better you have your own.
- I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You
- Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You
- WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
- Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
- Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
- My parents are my world, and I go on world tour daily.
- Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”
- The problem is that you think you’ve time!
- If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.
- The most painful thing in world is being loved and then ditched.
- Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )
- I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.
- Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat
- Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.
- Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.
- Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
- Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.
- I love my job when I am on vacations.
- The lottery is a myth.
- Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.
- You are never too old to chase your dreams.
- Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise
- Understanding is important than perfection.
- My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it
- I compete with myself
- Save Water, Drink V0dka!
- Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
- Failures are temporary, But success is Permanent
- Work Hard until you can count your money. ( Inspirational whatsapp status )
- Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!
- Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye, kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.
- I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
- Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
- For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
- Money won’t work until you work for money.
- Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
- Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
- I just want to die young as late as possible.
- If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!
- One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
- I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
- Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.
- I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.
- Better be alone than being lone in crowd.
- Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.
- Respect your work and it shall respect you.
- If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.
- My last seen was just to check your last seen
- I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone
- Chasing dreams really fast and furious.
- Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )
- I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.
- Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.
- I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.
- I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.
- I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.
- Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.
- Respect yourself and follow your heart.
- I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.
- Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.
- Help in need is favor indeed.
- Genius at Play > Your game OVER.
- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Sometimes you succeed other times you learn. ( inspirational whatsapp status )
- Passion is the genesis of genius.
- I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!
- Doing more of what makes me happy
- Read and Read and you shall sustain.
- The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.
- I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile.
- Work as much as you can, so that you won’t have anything to regret later.
- Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep
- Love is blind but eyes aren’t that is why I love you
- Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.
- No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.
- No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.
- Battery low, please disturb later.
- I don’t get angry I just have more energy.
- I always play to WIN. ( motivational whatsapp status )
- Analysis is key to success in this era.
- Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo
- Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai
- During last 5 minutes of examination I always get supernatural power ( Funny Exam whatsapp status)
- My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger
- The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall. LOL
- A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
- Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.
- Last day of exam is always best day of the month.
- My liver needs some wash,do we have any free service center
- Dreams go hand in hand with hard work
- Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
- We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
- Study for interest not for making interest.
- Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.
- My personality is me and my attitude depends on you. ( Latest best status for whatsapp 2016 )
- Status chod DP dekh
- Being Entrepreneur never goes out of style.
- Love in air and pollution too.
- Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
- I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.
- An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
- Friends are the family you can choose.
- If your are good at it, never do it for free.
- Hey there whatsapp is using me.
- Life is better when I’m drunk.
- Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall,kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.
- Love your neighbor. But never get caught.
- I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?.
- If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
- No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
- Not always “Available”.Try your Luck and call me. (Valentines day whatsapp status collection)
- Dear time,can you have more weekend please!
- akleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
- Kush raho,khate raho,sote raho,machate raho.(Latest Whatsapp status in hindi 2016)
- Baghtoy ka ragani overtake kela ahe waghani(best marathi whatsapp status 2016)
- What you believe is your reality,what i believe is my reality.There is nothing as such reality in this world,what exists is only a perception.
- I speak my mind but i never mind what i speak.
- Learning to play guitar of my mind.
- Dil bada to tu bada.
- The name of game is how much confidence you have.
- Kaam he to naam he. (New hindi attitude cool whatsapp status)
- Either suffer the pain of discipline or regret.
- #engineers today #entrepreneur tomorrow #dream
- Put aside emotions and do what is needed in the world,That is success.
- It’s fun being me.
- For everything that i dream,but can’t achieve I must blame myself.
- Not watching the clock but doing what it does.# keep Moving.
- It always seems impossible unless its done.
- Love work and it shall love you back.
- Grow through what you go through.
- Nothing lasts forever, so use it at proper time.
- You can lead a horse to water, but can’t make him drink it.
- Bas maa ka pyar saccha hota he.
- People hate what they don’t understand.
- The game is circle of Routine, unless you escape you will keep moving the same orbit.
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